Next in my series of “Why ____ sucks” !
I’ve told you why Street Fighter sucks (twice) and I’ve told you why Tekken sucks. I’ve told you why Dragon Age 2 sucks. Now I’m going to tell you why bakers suck.
They uproot ALL OF MY VEGETABLES AND COOK THEM. MY HERBS. MY PLANTS.
YOU WANT WAR?
YOU’LL GET WAR. YOU KNOW WHAT? THE WAR HAS ALREADY BEGUN.