Why would they remove the ability to de-limb people in Ninja Gaiden 3? I know, I know, old news. It just struck me though, tonight. I was playing some Ninja Gaiden and it occurred to me that playing through a few levels of it gives you a sort of… zen-like release. Yes – I reach a calm state of mind from obliterating virtual ninjas.
I suppose I’ll just have to use Warriors Orochi 3 to work out these frustrations, instead! Who thought it would be a good idea to replace removing limb with some weird cutting mechanic that ultimately does nothing, as you have no visible feedback on it? Silly.
Lord of the Plants(01:59:19 AM): you foonting turlingdrome
A not so devious fatty (01:59:35 AM): YOU CUNT BUBBLE JACKWAGON. D:
Lord of the Plants(01:59:57 AM): you jurpling slayjid agrocrustle!
A not so devious fatty(02:00:49 AM): You mumbling trundling, thundertwat!
Lord of the Plants(02:01:12 AM): Now I have to rend you in the gobberwarts
Lord of the Plants(02:01:18 AM): with my blurglecruncheon.
A not so devious fatty(02:03:12 AM): Well I will have to smite your curmudgeonous slathery twiny tuve with my mega dobee manwankerjiggledo.
As expected of the one with unlimited fat.
TANJOUBI DAZE, HAPPY. UMARETE IKITE TSUCHI NI KA~ER~U. OMEDETOU, OMEDETOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! DEAR PLANTO~
‘t is not my birthday – do not send me presents.
Actually. Do. I’ll post pictures of them here as eternal proof.
