So many spam comments

Getting past my filters!

The fact that people still don’t get it…

…Amazes me.

Tales of RAGE.

Not Tales of Polite.

Being rude is my vocation. It is the entire point. The reason I’ve hardly posted recently is because I have noticed it is becoming a fad and it is one I do not like because other people fail @ doing it.

Therefore, I want no association with them (being failures) nor their acts.

And of course, I am talking about all the idiots on Youtube who think being “angry” and “rage” is just:

FUCKING METAL GEAR RISING OH MY GOD IT’S FUCKING RAIDEN YEAH JAM THAT SWORD RIGHT UP HIS CRACKPOOPA AHHH OH FUCKING CHRIST IT’S A SAVE SCREEN LOL FUCK THAT OHHHH SHIT CODECS?! FUCKING CODECS AAAAAAAARGH.

Which it isn’t.

I do actually have another blog which I post on quite a lot. This one just bores me, I’m bored of having people make the same comments over and over and over again. I would re-design the blog but then I’d get people even MORE confused because they’d read an old post and be like WHO WHAT WHY ARE THEY THERE?

A blast from the Swedish/WoW-era past

http://soree.ytmnd.com/

Jesus christ.

How terrifying.

So

I never again want to be woken up after 3 hours sleep (after being awake for 24+ hours) by neighbours screeching about their shoes.

Why would you scream about shoes so early in the morning.

Just relax.

No shoes now.

Only plants.

I abandon my privilege ASHOOGA

There was a video on youtube called KSI being awkward in Eurogamer – it’s been made private now, but the shit-storm it has generated is SO funny, you have no idea. Let me sum up the video; a black guy is lightly toasting people at a convention.

It starts off with him saying like “And here we are with… massive tits.” As he looks at the random person he’s talking to – some woman with giant boobs. He then asks some blonde girl if he can motorboat her, and she says “okay” and he replies “right now?” “sure” and he does. The rest of the video is mostly him making fun of people etc etc It’s pretty normal stuff but then…

WOO WOO WOO 

YOU HEAR THAT?

‘T IS THE FEMINIST SIRENS.

So apparently this guy is like a maximum rapist and hater of all women everywhere and we get an army of deranged females and white knights (I must say, I find white knights on the internet to be some of the most profoundly annoying people in the world, you could also call them kiss-ass, brown nosers or… pussy whipped) and some amazing tweets like from this fly-swallower.

What’s that? She might delete them? Ma petit fleur, there is no problem! That’s why I’mma post it here:

Horrified. Cannot even comment about how horrified I am. Ladies need to stop taking this crap and report assholes.

It’s so painful to watch these women try and laugh off this blatantly sexist, disgusting behavior. Heartbreaking.

@chimmely Excuse me, but can you explain to me where the abuse resides in the video in question? I see nothing but a consentual motorboat.

@RodJonse You’re absolutely right! I change my opinion entirely. Your thoughts are super, super valid! Please feel good about yourself now.

@chimmely That doesn’t answer my question at all. Let’s try that again, this time maybe you can explain what is so “horrifying”.

@RodJonse Excuse me, can you explain why I should give a single shit about anything you say?

@chimmely What’s with the attitude? I asked you a simple question that might help back up your incessant whining. No need to get fussy.

@RodJonse is the king of gaslighting! Follow him for extra awesome misogyny!

Want to know the best thing? I did 2 minutes of searching and found the twitter of the blonde girl (she’s a glamour model, as it happens), what does she have to say on the matter?

Clearly not sexual harassment if you ask for their permission…Oh dear press…” I was not sexually harassed get a grip ppl

BUT SHE’S BEEN INDOCTRINATED BY CIS SCUM BETTER CHECK OUR PRIVILEDGE ‘COS OUR RIGHTS END WHERE CHIMMELY’S FEELINGS BEGIN =D

The 2012 trend of all this CIS nonsense is beyond hilarious. My body cannot contain this much laughter. On second thoughts… why contain it?

‘S cool.

“It’s just an opinion…”

Well fuck your opinion.

Why do people think that using “it’s an opinion” excuses them acting like a complete fuck-stick? An opinion can be wrong, why do people not understand that?

“In my opinion, the sun is cold.”

That’s an opinion.

And it’s also wrong.

 

I am afraid I shall require your legs.

Why would they remove the ability to de-limb people in Ninja Gaiden 3? I know, I know, old news. It just struck me though, tonight. I was playing some Ninja Gaiden and it occurred to me that playing through a few levels of it gives you a sort of… zen-like release. Yes – I reach a calm state of mind from obliterating virtual ninjas.

I suppose I’ll just have to use Warriors Orochi 3 to work out these frustrations, instead! Who thought it would be a good idea to replace removing limb with some weird cutting mechanic that ultimately does nothing, as you have no visible feedback on it? Silly.

Lord of the Plants(01:59:19 AM): you foonting turlingdrome

A not so devious fatty (01:59:35 AM): YOU CUNT BUBBLE JACKWAGON. D:

Lord of the Plants(01:59:57 AM): you jurpling slayjid agrocrustle!

A not so devious fatty(02:00:49 AM): You mumbling trundling, thundertwat!

Lord of the Plants(02:01:12 AM): Now I have to rend you in the gobberwarts 

Lord of the Plants(02:01:18 AM): with my blurglecruncheon.

A not so devious fatty(02:03:12 AM): Well I will have to smite your curmudgeonous slathery twiny tuve with my mega dobee manwankerjiggledo.

As expected of the one with unlimited fat.

TANJOUBI DAZE, HAPPY. UMARETE IKITE TSUCHI NI KA~ER~U. OMEDETOU, OMEDETOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! DEAR PLANTO~

‘t is not my birthday – do not send me presents.

Actually. Do. I’ll post pictures of them here as eternal proof.

OOH DON’T BE SASUKE, BOYA – WHO AM I?

I know those aren’t the actual lyrics.

I also know that you should jump down a well. Head-first.

I need to update my blog.

DeviousFatty (04:13:09 AM):I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING GROWING FROM MY ASS.

Yes… all right then, I accept the position of PLANT COMMANDER.

Doesn’t that just beat all?

I was just thinking.

When I am famous, people might get mad at the way I express myself.

Even so. When I am God-Emperor of the second Kingdom of Plantonia, I won’t change. When I tell all the jews to use their cut-off foreskin as an elastic catapult to launch themselves into the moon, and then promptly get all of Hollywood growlaing @ me and trying to blacklist me or make me take the statement back, this is what I will do:

Eat shit and die.

Lant answers to no man.

And who are you, that I must bow so low? Only a cat of a different coat, that’s all the truth I know. In a coat of gold or a coat of red, a lion still has claws. And mine are long and sharp, my lord.

As long and sharp as yours.

…Incidentally, the genus name of the venus flytrap is Dionaea muscipula. It’s a sign.

A sign that you will die.

Left to right, and then?

Everyone should have a left to go right and wrong by.

I do not. Not yet.

And I blame Frahlo for that.