DIO’S BONUS MERIT ADVICE: KAONAZHIE IS PRONOUNCED “SOW-NA-JEE”
What is this blog about? Simple. It’s about me. I am Lant, grower of Plants.
What’s that? You’re wondering why I referred to myself as Lant when the blog says Kaonazhie? Calm down you little baron and I’ll explain! I have a very warped personality and tend to refer to myself in many different and disjoined ways, sometimes first person, sometimes third person, and so on. Long story short, Kaonazhie’s just the blog title because Lant was taken, both are handles I use in games/forums/whatever, Lant is often taken, whereas Kaonazhie rarely if ever is, mostly because I made up the word Kaonazhie, Lant, not so much.
As for the author of this blog? I/He/It is a 21 year old Brit and yes, I am living in the UK. I left school at age 16 and entered employment. My IQ is 131, I’m around 5″8, have brown hair and eyes and I have no idea what my blood type is. I hate Sweden (Alongside a great many other things) and my ego is roughly the size of the universe, that is to say, infinitely vast.
This blog? Whilst it’s about me, there won’t be much along the lines of “I woke up and then ate a dog for breakfast” or some shit like that. No, it’s about my rants, my ideas, and my reviews, and sometimes just plain random posts that contain nothing but videos. I also put up any crappy stories I happen to have congealed out of my brain.
You want a taster? You want to know what my blog is like? Fine, look at this, it’s more or less the same feeling you’ll get from reading my posts.
Much like the mythical Saiyans, my strength is ever growing, ever evolving. In me lies the true potential of Plantkind, as such you will notice that my blog frequently upgrades, it “powers up”, to coin a phrase. In short, don’t be alarmed if something spastic happens, it was most likely on purpose.
Oh – and as for the second author of this blog, he’s here mostly to point out flaws in my logic (only to be harshly rebuked) but also to provide a break in my huge walls of text with reaction pictures.
We called it… Dio.
If I remember right, he too has a surname, but if I had to remember everyone’s surname… well, I’d be spending time trying to remember surnames when I could be doing something else. Like ranting. I rant. A lot.
