- Why are Lancers always doomed to misery?
- Why do Lancers always end up being ordered to commit suicide?
- Why are Lancer’s eyes so crazy?
- Why did he die instantly, when the 5th Lancer had an arguably more deadly weapon, and still managed to do shit like a BOSS after stabbing himself through the heart?
Poor Lancer. All he wanted to do was have an honourable duel with Saber.

What’s with the short posts lately?
Going through a slump right now. Giant rants will be back, soon. (…) It’s a little depressing, but the quality of my life can generally be gauged by how much I am screaming about inconsequential stuff!
Oh, if it’s because of that I don’t mind. Happy Kaonazhie is good :3
Why Lancer…. whyyyyyyy? T~T
Because luck of the Irish.