Doesn’t that just beat all?

24 10 2011

I was just thinking.

When I am famous, people might get mad at the way I express myself.

Even so. When I am God-Emperor of the second Kingdom of Plantonia, I won’t change. When I tell all the jews to use their cut-off foreskin as an elastic catapult to launch themselves into the moon, and then promptly get all of Hollywood growlaing @ me and trying to blacklist me or make me take the statement back, this is what I will do:

Eat shit and die.

Lant answers to no man.

And who are you, that I must bow so low? Only a cat of a different coat, that’s all the truth I know. In a coat of gold or a coat of red, a lion still has claws. And mine are long and sharp, my lord.

As long and sharp as yours.

…Incidentally, the genus name of the venus flytrap is Dionaea muscipula. It’s a sign.

A sign that you will die.

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