The Paladin’s Inception

31 12 2010

I couldn’t think of a name for this post so I thought to myself, “Well, what’re you gonna talk about in this post?!” I realised that the answer was indeed FFID and Inception.

I just wanted to do a quick post before 2011 for… whatever reasons, so let’s start with FFID.

Yes, that’s correct, it’s out, you can buy it now. I’ll go into more detail later perhaps, for now I’m just glad that it’s finally done. But that’s not the case, is it? A book is never truly finished and a story never really ends, I’m learning the truth of that now. Well, regardless, I’ve made a new blog for FFID/FI stuff which you can see here. 
http://deomus.wordpress.com/

Don’t worry though, Tales of Rage isn’t going anywhere. New FFID blog is just… well, only for FFID and FI related things, which I’ll still talk about now and then here obviously.

Anyway, on to the second part – Inception. Yeah, I watched it on Christmas and I was pleasantly surprised. As you may or may not know, I’m not a hard person to impress, but hollywood has failed to impress me so often the past ten years that I’ve become rather disillusioned in them. Inception though? I liked it, it was not an amazing film but it was fun and enjoyable with an interesting plot. I have to admit though, my favourite part of the whole movie was the rotating hallway fight. I’m a sucker for long-take fight scenes, they are so much better than horrible “let’s cut every 0.1 second to mask that we’re using CGI and stunt doubles” fights.

You know what else is neat? The guy from Inception, I decided, would make a really good Mont. I know that’s vague because there were a lot of people in Inception but uh… not Leonardio Dititantic, the guy he shot in the head at the start to wake up + rotating hallway fight guy. See, as I was watching the movie I was thinking to myself, “This guy sort of reminds me of the Terminator in Terminator 2, he’s fairly slender looking, and he’s almost elf-like features.” That’s what you need for Mont, who is, after all, half-elf. Just stick some longer hair and a beard on him, give him an eyepatch and a purple contact lens and train him to have a British accent and there you go.

Now we just need to find Erthus… anyone got a time machine? Because a 30 year old Dolph Lundgren aka Captain Sweden would be almost perfect. It’s also extremely ironic! Yes, I said “just” Erthus because Frahlo is the only person who is capable of playing Frahlo. I’m not even kidding, when FFID becomes a movie, Frahlo is going to be Frahlo. I suppose that leaves Jorae and Lant. These are very small problems that can be easily sorted out with a ~casting call~

Oh and hollywood? I’m totally open to adding in a female love interest because you’re obsessed with them. On one condition – it has to be Kobayashi Yuu. Speaking English. Not dubbed over either.

HAHAHA… SAYONARA FALL IN LOVE.

See you in 2011 my beautiful plants.





MONTOLIO LOVES DWARVEN CITIES SO MUCH

9 12 2010

[03:27] <Lant> HOLY SHIT
[03:27] <Lant> Mielikki gifts Drizzt Do’Urden with the return of Mooshie from the dead in the book, Gauntylgrym
[03:27] <Lant> BOOK OF THE YEAR
[03:27] <Lant> ALL YEARS
[03:28] <Lant> Montolio comes back from the dead and explores ancient dwarf city with Drizzt?!?!
[03:28] <Lant> 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10

ARE YOU READY TO READ THAT BOOK?

READY. DOESN’T. EVEN. FUCKING. DESCRIIIIIIIIIIIIIBE IT.

THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED I’M 5QUANTUM% SERIOUS SOME HO WAS TALKING TO ME ABOUT SOME SHIT I DIDN’T CARE ABOUT SO I JUST LOOKED AT MONTOLIO ON THE WIKI AND FUCK FUCK SHUT YOUR MOUTH BITCHRINGER.

That is actually the most exciting book related news ever. Who is the best fantasy character ever? Montolio/Mooshie. What is the best fantasy setting ever? ANCIENT DWARVEN CITIES. COMBINE THE TWO AND HOLY COW CRUMBLING PIGLET NIGLET JIMMINY WOOPAZ.

ACCURATE REPRESNTATION OF THE ACTUAL MOMENT SHE WAS LIKE “LMAO KILL THIS FAGS” AND I TURNED AROUND TO SEE MONTOLIO RESSURECTION 10/10 GOTYAYAYAYAYAYAY. JUST TAKE MY MONEY YOU SCOUNDREL.





Stage 3: Bioplants VS Bakers

2 12 2010

IN THE LAND OF BAKERTON.

WAR HAD BEGUN.

AND THE PEOPLE…

(Ironically, I wrote this on the 8th Nov ready for the 27th and then totally forgot to actually publish it. Oh well! MERRY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY CHRISTMAS, MAY LADY KOBA GRACE YOU ALL WITH BANSHEE POCKET-ROCKETS ETC)

Last year I included various things from 2007-2009, I could not see the point in doing that again so instead I just drew what happened to be in mind at the time. Sure – this is even less of a celebration of Tales of Rage than punching a giraffe would be. If anything, this is more related to rot3kwave, which is significantly older than Tales of Rage. It must be…at least 6 years, perhaps closer to 10. Regardless, Ranmaru has no pants. Dio has fixed that problem as that’s what he does, he fixes things. Lant is also encouraging Thes (the avatar of BIG MIKE) to release his anger. For indeed, BIG MIKE has recently come to join the world of hatred that I reside in. What is the subject of his ire, you cry?! Why, Fat Princess of course.

Uh, Thes supposedly doesn’t actually look like that, but in my head he’s still a Kenshiro/Xu Huang/RPG Maker 03 hybrid thing. Lant is close enough, I ignore various flaws in his design (such as how his hair is somehow crushed under that hood.)

Just how many years will Tales of Rage last, I wonder? I suppose that presents a small issue, when I am famous and a multi-billionaire swimming in pools of lucozade, this blog may house some SPECIAL information that people could try to manipulate in a wily attempt to defy me. Pft, bring it.

Thank you for reading – Yes, I am number 1.





With as much direction as falling snow

2 12 2010

Hello my beautiful plants.

You ever stop and think about why certain things are disheartening? No? Maybe it’s just me, but whilst there are many things that enrage me (often justly so!) there’s… not really much that makes me sad. There are several things though of course, and the primary one that I can think of is-I’ll let you in a bonus merit secret-this:

Not this specific building of course, but that picture is a great example. I don’t know why, but these tower blocks that you’ll find all throughout greater London are just so… depressing, to me. I see far more of them than I would prefer, thanks to my job.

Is it the actual architecture? Or is it what they represent? I don’t know. I don’t really care either, although I’m sure some psychiatrist type person could find a reason to explain my dislike. I’ve never lived in one, although I do have an elderly relative who does, who I used to visit. Odd that, this same relative used to have dogs, one of which is probably one of the reasons I dislike dogs so much. This all sounds rather glum, doesn’t it? It’s not like I was forced to stay in some shit-hole apartment against my will or anything. It was just going to see a relative who happened to have a fuko of a dog that barked at me constantly, and being the poor young planto~kun that I was, I took my own advice and unleashed my anger, my hatred! etc

Yeah, never been big on dogs, but big dogs are fine with me. (…Neat) It’s generally the smaller dogs that I dislike, gee, I dunno why, possibly because larger dogs are kind of… noble looking, like wolves or some shit, I dunno. Smaller dogs are just loud overgrown rats and serve as much purpose. Not fond of loud things, either, plants need a sunny and preferably relatively quiet area to prosper in. That’s why I like cats, they are quiet and just altogether more dignified than dogs.

What about that title eh? No real purpose or reason behind it. It has been snowing a lot these past few days (nonstop in fact) and yeah, I have to admit I like it. With seemingly the whole world turned white, everything looks a lot cleaner. Heck, maybe I’m prematurely getting old, but I think falling snow is an interesting and beautiful thing to watch. I suppose when you get down to it, snow’s just frozen water and all that, but it’s nice sometimes to retain the more magical elements we had as ignorant children.

‘T is odd, whilst I don’t think of myself as a complicated or in-depth person, naturally there is a lot of me. I don’t mean physically and I can’t really explain just exactly what I mean, but it’s something that I think about from time to time, and have done for as long as I can remember. I am me, you are you. There’s so many people in the world, and they are all experiencing things as I do, seemingly. When I try to think about that, it’s actually quite overwhelming because, perhaps subconsciously, most of the time I just think of other people as something akin to NPCs. They exist to serve a purpose in relation to me, and any function not related to me is of no consequence, if it exists at all. Is that strange? Maybe, but if I am (as I believe myself to be) a fairly average human, than it’s not so uncommon. As such I don’t think it’s actually possible to truly understand another person, when there’s just so much to understand. The reason I bring this up is because I talk to a lot of people, lately even more so. I want to know, if there is an answer I can understand, why I find so many of these people… boring. What is it that makes me decide if a person is boring or not, and why do I come to this conclusion so fast? Why do some (not many) people find me so interesting that they feel the need to pester me constantly about irrelevant things? Why? Hell, it feels like I spend most of my waking existence asking questions. Maybe that’s the genius of Humanity, we ask ourselves why can’t I fly? and then how can I fly?

It’s unlikely that we’ll ever get answers to these questions. After all, I am far from the first person to ask them, so why should I be any different as to deserve an answer? Oh, I don’t lose sleep pondering the meaning of life or anything profound like that, but it doesn’t stop me being curious. To me, humans are individually boring, but collectively fascinating. With the exception of several people, obviously. I wonder, if I could meet all the billions of people in the world and spend time talking to them, theoretically, when I was finished, what percentage of them would I have found interesting? Maybe a good number, maybe not. Perhaps the reason I find so many people dull is that they insist on telling me their life stories, when said stories are entirely routine and predictable. What fun is a story when you already know the end? Is it the journey that matters? Maybe, but when you’ve already seen that journey countless times before, the appeal lessens.

Incidentally;

  • <Bethesda>[18/11/10] Wanted to update everyone on the status of the game updates/patches. We’re working on the final touches for PC, 360, and PS3.
  • <Bethesda> [29/11/10] We’re working on finalizing the update and getting it to you guys.
  • “Final

Pretty hilarious how they could even ship a game with that many bugs in. I foolishly thought that it wouldn’t be like Fallout 3. (Probably Oblivion too, but I didn’t buy that until like 4 years after it released, so thankfully by that point most of the problems had been fixed.)

New Vegas has been out for over a month and is still unplayable thanks to game breaking (not to mention save deleting) bugs. From what I have been able to see however, it is miles better than Fallout 3. Don’t expect me to give a good review score though. There could be a game with such mind-blowing story/graphics/gameplay that they literally make you evolve into god, but if you can’t ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME BECAUSE OF 10,000 BUGS… it still gets a rubbish score. Deal.








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