It was pretty cool I thought, I always enjoy things like that, be it a fan made movie or a battle between different video game characters.
Technically spoilers, if you reallyyyyyyyyyy want to care about that sort of stuff.
I remember thinking from the start that as long as Tifa got beat I wouldn’t really care what happened (although altogether I was routing for the Dead or Alive team. I do not usually play Final Fantasy games for I am not a faggort. Woah just kidding calm down there you double fanboy jesus christ.
When you think about it, there’s no way Hitomi would beat Tifa, mostly as Tifa’s from a JRPG where your characters are all loloverpowered, but the ninjas of DOA/NG are more than enough to kill any FF character. Oh, and before you start roaring about how Cloud’s sword is so big he can chop through the universe, ssh. DOA ninjas kill Fiends, which are harder bosses than FF bosses so therefore DOA characters are stronger. Anyway, so Tifa’s like “hello I am Tifa” and Hitomi’s like “hello these are MY FISTS, I CALL THEM PAIN AND FURY” and delivers some beat down on Tifa, literally knocking the materia (I think it’s called that) out of her face. For some bizarre reason Hitomi then does Black Star’s Big Wave attack on Tifa and blasts her through the wall, that’s the end of part III but in the next part of their right, Hayate shows up and Tifa takes the wise option and runs the fuck away. If you would stand and fight Hayate you’re either a retard or Ryu Hayabusa. Don’t you know who he is? HE FUCKING REMEMBERS WHO HE IS, HE’S HAYATE AND HE’S A SHINOBI OF WIND. He explains to Tifa why he’s a shinobi of wind by teleporting all around her and she’s like “oh god what is this” and gets walloped into a warehouse, at which point the ninjas beat the shit out of her before she rage powers up and NG2 style chops them up and tries to attack Hayate who knocks her away like “lol u mad”, then she has a typical JRPG emo flashback and tries to attack him again, and gets dragged down by ninjas, then just as she reaches Hayate he does the classic teleport hit-you-so-fast-I-did-not-even-appear-to-move thing that ninjas like to do. Then she apparently dies, fucking A man, that’s all I wanted to see. All the FF fanboys are raging and hooting about it.
In the other parts, Kasumi fights Yuna and then the Kasumi clones pop up and Yuna summons every aeon at once. Well, I didn’t see Magus sisters or Anima but you get the idea. Shiva was riding Ixion which was cool…Ixion..Thor’s Hammer..Thor’s..Ixion..Thorixion..Thorision..Thorsion. Interesting. Yeah so the Kasumi clones kill the aeons and some of the clones get killed, then Cloud pops up for some reason. I don’t really understand WHY as why would Cloud care about Yuna? Ugh, Cloud will obviously beat Kasumi despite Kasumi being as strong as Hayate. Unless of course we assume someone appears to help Kasumi, which I sort of doubt. Well, I am hoping for Ryu to show up at one point, in fact that’ll be the highlight when he does. I guess he could pop up to help Kasumi but it’d make more sense for him to help Ayane.
Still, if I got to see Ryu headrocket Yuna and ultimate Izuna Cloud, I’d probably die from the sheer awesomeness of it and the joy @ QUANTUM RAGING CLOUD FANBOYS/GIRLS. Honestly though come on, Ryu would utterly fucking destroy anything from Final Fantasy, and I’m not just biased, I fucking hate Ryu in DOA4. You gotta look at the facts though, can you name one FF character who has beaten all of his enemies alone, without using magic or power ups? Nope. “BAWW IT’S AN RPG LANT YOU’RE BEING BIASED” No I’m not you silly fanboy, I’m using logic which is more than I can say for you.
I’m sorry, did you just say Cloud would beat Ryu? BAWWW LANT CLOUD DIDN’T DO THAT BECAUSE THE PSX DIDN’T HAVE THE POWER TO DO THAT =((((((( Oh I’m sorry I don’t see that happening in FF13 ZING. …B..BAWW LANT…TH..THE FINAL FANTASY SERIES IS FAMILY FRIENDLY. Yeah it is! So is Cloud! Look at that feminine little stick boy.
Fairy boy you need some serious guns if you want to fight me.
NINJAZ DONT USE GUNS. WHAT GUNS U TALKING ABOUT???
These ones right here.
Cloud needs to put some MEAT ON THEM BONES. Don’t give me bullshit about WELL ACTUALLY CLOUD’S BODY IS SUPER ARTIFICIALLY POWERED BECAUSE HE WAS INFUSED WITH THE SEMEN OF SEPHIROTH WHICH MAKES HIM ULTRA STRONG. An ultimate izuna, no, a super, possibly even a normal izuna would leave Cloud’s brains splattered on the floor.
Let’s not even bring someone like Lu Bu into this, or if you REALLY want to whine about how your superior nippon femboy beats a uh.. inferior..nippon..ninja then I’ll just bring in the heavy artillery.
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There’s no point even trying to argue against Gold Experience. I don’t care if Yuki from Haruhi can write a computer program, I don’t care if the Flash can outrun your mother after she saw a discount sale at Q+S, I don’t care if Dr Manhattan has a blue dick, nothing can beat Gold Experience Requiem. Not even a/the god. The VERY best you can hope for is a stalemate.
Anyway, Giorno sides with Ryu, why? Simple, Araki loves Western culture and Itagaki loves Western culture, therefore they team up to make JoJo’s Bizarre Gaiden: Dragon Ninja Crusaders.
To put it simply, all Final Fantasy characters from 7 onwards are terrible with the exception of Auron and some FFXI characters, but even Auron’s not awesome enough to compete with the bros Hayate and Ryu. It’s not that I really like DOA (well, I do, let me rephrase, it’s not that I really like Ryu and Hayate) It’s more that I really dislike FF. Final Fantasy has awful character designs and you should feel bad for liking them. I’ll be over here enjoying some decent characters, ’sup Kaim and Peco, oh what you want to come over for Halo day? No problem bros I’ll crack open some vintage lucozade. PARTY @ LANT’S PLACE. NO FINAL FAGGETS ALLOWED.
HITOMI! HITOMI! GO! GO! GO! H-I-T-O-M-I! YOU AIN’T GOT NO ALIBI! GOOOOO HITOMI~
This post was a lot longer than I intended it to be!
Haaaaa haaaaaa wots better in life. I’m Plant Growem and I only pay for compost.
