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Why.
This’ll be my 4th 360 in less than a year jesus christ I MIGHT JUST BUY A PS3 OR SOMETHING.
TIME FOR A RANT FROM THE NORTH FUCKING STAR.
You know what’s fucking funny? Microsoft are fully aware that around 90% of people who buy 360’s suffer some sort of fucking douchebaggery from it, so they ACKNOWLEDGE this and extend the warranty, yeah that’s one solution.
BETTER SOLUTION.
WARNING, MICROSOFT EMPLOYEES READING THIS, THIS ANSWER IS SO MAGNIFICENT, YOUR BRAINS WILL MELT AND COME OUT YOUR ASS.
Dare I say it, FIND THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM AND FIX IT?!?!?//////////////?????????!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??????????????????????
Let’s have a look at what they say in the their FAQ shall we?
“There is not a single issue that we can point to as being a problem. We test the product extensively, including accelerated life testing, but the nature of the console itself is very complex, as it’s a consumer electronic product that contains more than 1,700 different components and 500 million transistors”
AKA: WE AIN’T GONNA LOOK INTO IT, SO HERE’S SOME TECHNICAL SHIT TO THROW YOU OFF, AH-HAH-HAH.
500 million transistors that’s nice, here’s something I pulled out of a 3 second search;
The GeForce 7600 GS has 178 million transistors.
That’s one graphics card, not even a relatively new or good one, so fuck you and your OLOLOL WE’VE GOT X NUMER OF GIGAWATS =)))))
Sorting out a problem such as this -CANNOT- BE THAT FUCKING HARD. I CAN CONFIRM THIS 100%. IT. IS. EASY. TO. FIX. WHEN. YOU. THROW. MONEY. AT. IT.
Of course! Who wants to spend money! Microsoft obviously don’t, so what do they do? They spend, likely even more money that it would’ve cost to address and fix the issue, on replacing old broken 360’s with … refurbished 360’s! WHAT.
Going off on a slight tangent here but, WHY DO THEY CALL IT A NEXT GEN HIGH DEF CONSOLE WHEN IT DIDN’T EVEN COME WITH A HDMI PORT UNTIL LATE LAST YEAR HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
You see it FUCKING BOGGLES AND ENRAGES ME THAT THEY DON’T JUST FIX THE FUCKING PROBLEM. IT’S FOOLISH. IT’S RETARDED, IT’S STUPID, IT’S DOUCHEBAGGERY COCKSTRIDING CUNTSLOSHING SHIT-TRUMPETING FAGGOTGARGLINGLY IDIOTIC.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
It’s not so much the fact that my 360 is broken and I can’t play it for like 4 weeks or whatever (although at this rate I’ll probably not get it back ’till my birthday, gee, how fun that is) it’s more the fact that THIS IS MY FOURTH 360, I’VE ONLY HAD IT 11 MONTHS.
Let’s count, how many consoles did I have “last generation” ? hmm.. PS2 in 2001, GC in 2002, XBOX in 2003, so that’s 3 consoles over 6 years, oh wait, I lie, 4, as my PS2 broke after several years and I had to replace it. Okay, so let’s compare.
- 2 PS2
- 1 Gamecube
- 1 XBOX
- over 6 years
VS
- 4 Xbox 360’s
- over less than 1 year.
Yes that’s fucking retarded, god damn.
See, I’d buy a PS3, you know, the console that actually works more.. but.. they HAVE NO GAMES. NO GAMES. NO GAMES. NO GAMES AND NOBODY I KNOW HAS ONE BAR THREE PEOPLE, BUT THEY ALL SMELL.
I don’t know what the fuck to do, I just spent about £100 on accesories for my 360 as well, the VGA cable so I could actually do what it SAID IT’D DO ON THE BOX, PLAY IN HIGH DEF. Some rechargeable batteries and a controller, I don’t want all that fucking money to be wasted..
If I got a PS3, there’s no decent way I can play it on my monitor probably, I could get a new TV but I don’t FUCKING WANT TO.
This pisses me off so fucking much, what do I do, get another 360, which’ll inevitably break? Adfgjh, I’d upgrade my PC to make it a dreadnaught capable of playing 10 copies of Crysis on max, but, again, PC HAS NO GAMES, I CAN PLAY ALL THE GOOD OLD GAMES.
Microsoft won’t even fucking give me a decent 360, there’s no possible way I can mention or ask about it, I WANT AN ELITE, I WANT THE 360 WITH HDMI AND NON SHITTY MC SHITNESS, STOP GIVING OUT REFURBISHED CONSOLES.
Suddenly I am enlightened, I must get this post of this blog out there to as many people as possible.
YOUNG MAN, YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE THINKING OF GETTING CONSOLES? GET THE PS3, IT HAS NO GAMES, BUT YOU CAN WATCH TALLADEGA NIGHTS WITH YOUR FRIENDS IN HD.
YOUNG WOMAN.. YOU.. GO BUY A DS OR A WII.
It’s not really too bad, in a few weeks when I get it back I’m sure I’ll have cooled off.. it just frustrates me so fucking much, it’s been out since like 2006 and they’ve not fixed the issue.. I was really looking fowards to playing some COD4 as well.. sigh.
I think I’ve more or less ranted about everything possible to do with 360 hardware failures, to be honest it took alot of restraint on my behalf to not simply just stamp on it and then throw it out the window. I’m going to see if there’s a way I can obtain an Elite instead of a shitmaster.. it’s not that I dislike the 360, I think it’s got good games and good online, fuck I don’t really mind paying £50 a year for the online which is free on the Ps3, I don’t even really mind that the controller’s D-pad is fucking terrible for fighting games.
Consoles should be 100% about fun, not give you a headache and want to smash stuff.
Thankfully, this oddly soothing music has calmed me down quite a lot, if only I could remember where it’s from, regardless it’s turned me back to a human from my HEART OF THE SUN NUCLEAR REACTOR ultimate form.
Uh.. well.. what else have I been doing? Playing Baldurs Gate and Champions of Norrath mainly, I was up to about 4am stat-training my Cleric/Paladin and Necromancer/Shadow Adept on DA2 using some sneaky warps, I also outfitted them with some +15 rings, boots and amulets (which are FREAKING EXPENSIVE TO MAKE)
Oh, this music is from FFX-2 apparently, ah, back in the days when I was a wee 1X year old, lacking the rage I do now.
I think I’ll go input the rest of my anger into Brawl, converting it to the power of gods, so that, for a brief time, I can take Ken, Isai and Tai all at once, using Yoshi.
If my next 360 breaks, I’m going to sue Microsoft for £74,1420, the official numer of Lant.
- 7=L
- 4=A
- 14=N (At least I think 14 looks like N, it’s the 14th letter in the alphabet as well)
- 20=T (it doesn’t look like a T but it’s the 20th letter)
Oh right, Mythos looks pretty good, for those who don’t know, it’s an upcoming free MMORPG by Flagship, essentially it’s Diablo 3.
Okay are you serious it took me like an hour to get through this rage post and those thundering dicks over at microsoft haven’t sent me my confirmation e-mail OH FUCK I JUST REALISED I CAN’T PLAY ANY 360 GAMES FOR ALMOST A MONTH RAIUSHHASFUASUDSIFHSDDDDDDDDDDGH.
WHY IS THIS BAD? BECAUSE I’M ON VACATION FROM WORK STARTING THIS FRIDAY AND HAVE NOTHING TO DO AT ALL I’LL HAVE TO GO OUT OR SOMETHING FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF SOCIALISING FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
I’ll end it on a bright note.
Okay it’s not really a bright note but it fits my current mood, aka, confused, angry and spastic.
SUMO CHEESE
IRC
KOGARASHI
HI RYU SEN
RYU POOP SEN
HI TEN MIT SO ROOOOOOOGEYYYYYYYY
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