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WHAT THE FUCK.
HOW CAN YOU GUESS WHERE SOMEBODY IS GOING TO ATTACK EVERY SINGLE TIME?
SERIOUSLY.
IT’S LIKE
HEY
LOOK
I’M GONNA ATTACK DOWN
OH WELL COUNTERED
I’LL ATTACK UP
COUNTERED
I’LL ATTACK UP
COUNTERED
I’LL ATTACK MID
COUNTERED
I’LL ATTACK UP
COUNTERED
LOL
I HAVE PHYSIC POWERS AND A WEEABOO NAME
HOLY CRAP
I’M RAGING LIKE THE FIST OF THE MOTHER FUCKING NORTH STARSUI UOSGHIAUDGHIDULFGHSDIUGHSIUSDGSHYUIDUFGSDHFGISUDGHYRIUYETY
I’M NOT KIDDING, I’M NOT MAKING IT SEEM WORSE THAN IT WAS, LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE ATTACK I DID THIS FAGGOT COUNTERED IT. HOW. CAN. YOU. GUESS. THAT. GOOD. IT’S IMPOSSIBLE.
UNLESS YOU CAN TELL WHEN SOMEBODY IS GOING TO ATTACK, IT’S NOT LIKE I WAS BEING FUCKING PREDICTABLE, I HAD NO PATTERN AND WAS JUST DOING THEM RANDOMLY. BUT SOMEHOOOOOOOOOOOW, EVEN WHEN THE ATTACK LOOKS LIKE IT’S GONNA UP AND I CANCEL IT AND GO DOWN.
OH LOOK.
COUNTERED.
COUNTERED.
COUNTERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I cannot believe that one individual can be that lucky, I’m not kidding, literally whatever I do wherever I do it, I have the worst luck, I choose something, oh look I got countered perfectly in either character, level or game mode. Great.
Same thing IN WHATEVER I DO.
Playing TF2 as an Engineer, oh look the other team suddenly has 10 spies or demomen killing my stuff, great.
Playing a 2345 team in WoW, OH LOOK, A COUNTER TEAM, EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME.
Oh look, a mirror team! OH LOOK. THEY HAPPENED TO CRIT EVERY SINGLE TIME. GEE. FUNNY. THAT.
Playing Brawl. OH
LOOK
SOMEHOW
MAGICALLY
A SMASH BALL SPAWNED ON THEM, ALONG WITH A HEART CONTAINER. NICE.
I’m not kidding, I literally -NEVER- win anything, no matter how much fucking time I put into it, no matter how good I get at it, I CANNOT WIN. Why?! Is it because I have bad reactions? Doubtful, I have better reactions than alot of people I face, I know for a fact I am better than these people I face who fucking keyboard turn, backpedal, are predictable in DOA or just spray in an FPS. SO WHY THE FUCK DO THEY STILL BEAT ME?
It’s beginning to piss me off, SO FUCKING MUCH. I poured literally hours and hours into DOA4 and yet I still can’t counter as well as these people who can magically counter every move I do, I poured hours and hours into Smash Bros, where did that get me? 2nd place in a tournament full of FUCKING SCRUBS. Sure that was #2 in the UK, but there was only 100 people there, fuck. It’s not like I want to be better than everyone so I can laugh at them, I just want to know that it wasn’t FUCKING POINTLESS SPENDING ALL THAT TIME PUTTING SO MUCH FUCKING EFFORT INTO SOMETHING YET STILL LOSING TO PEOPLE. How the fuck can people suddenly become so amazingly good that they dominate people, is it something that you cannot change, latent skill? Is it something that you’re stuck with from the moment you’re born? To be genetically inferior to people in terms of reaction times or thinking quick in situations that demand it? I don’t fucking think so!
I don’t understand, I have very quick reactions, I have high IQ, I’m good at adapting at situations, I have a great partner, I have very good hand eye co-ord, I’ve been playing games for over 10 fucking years.
Then I realise what it fucking is.
THE D-PAD ON THE MOTHER FUCKING 360 SUCKS ASS.
MAYBE IF I RAN WHEN I TRIED TO RUN OR COUNTERED DOWN WHEN I CLEARLY PRESSED DOWN BUT SOMEHOW TAKE DAMAGE.. GEE.
I have a similiar problem with my gamecube but I’m getting a new GC controller for Brawl.. god honestly, why make SUCH A TERRIBLE D-PAD. I can’t use the analog stick either! I’m used to using a fucking D-pad in 3D fighters, it’s been that way in EVERY SINGLE FIGHTING GAME BAR SMASH BROS. D-pad is what I use!
So I have to try and unlearn using a D-pad and swap to analog, gee that’ll be fun and easy.
Even so, I’ll still not be able to beat everyone.. it’s not fair, I put as much or MORE effort into it, how come I still lose?
Fucks sake.
There’s never been anything I’ve been amazing at, no matter how much fucking time and effort I put into it, Smash Bros Melee is the closest thing, sure I can beat 2 people at once, who don’t own the shitting game, I can come 2nd in a tournament but, it’s still not good enough, what’s the point in coming anything less than first, anything lower than the top, that’s like running a 5 mile race and stopping at 4 miles like OH WELL THAT’S ENOUGH. If I’m being serious about something I need to get to the top at it, I expect the amount of effort I put in to equate to how much reward I get.
What more effort can I put into Brawl or Team Fortress 2? Nothing, there’s no combos to learn, there’s a few subtle things you can learn, but I pretty much know all the tricks in Brawl, so what is it I can do? Get more experience?.. Perhaps. But for DOA4? I’ve been playing it for almost a year, I’ve got like 800 matches played, almost 100 hours sunk into it, and my win/loss ratio was at 57% which is quite high compared to most people, BUT AFTER FUCKING FIGHTING THAT SHITTYIN WEEABOO NINJA FAG WHO HAS PHYSIC POWERS.. I’m probably at like -100000000000000% W/L. Fuck.
So what can I improve at in DOA4? Looking at it logically, there are some things I could improve at, yes.
- Ayane has no delayed combos really, I should swap to some fucking overused faggot character like Hayabusa.
- I could spend hours upon hours in training mode forcing every single combo of Ayane’s into my brain (upon what I’ve already done with her of course, completed training mode at least 4 times with her..)
- Refine my playstyle, I’ll admit I play very offensively, but that’s because I cannot counter very well, I get the odd counter in when my fucking control stick is working, sure.. but offensive is how I roll.
- More experience and working on specific tactics with Mike.
The last of which is almost impossible thanks to having no fucking friendlies.. yeah good fucking idea. Make an online mode where you can’t play for fun or just muck about showing your friends stuff BECAUSE YOU LOSE PRECIOUS RATING EVERY TIME. EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Want to play with a friend who just got the game? Yeah, no, you’re gonna have to beat the fuck out of them because if you lose to a C, you’re gonna lose 1000+ points, have fun with that.
I’ll try of course, I don’t just give up when stuff becomes fuckign retarded like this, I just need to keep smashing my face against it until I am SS, until I can fucking beat everyone and I get the reward for all this effort.
